Shongrish - sisi venasa vepa Gokwe

My name is Mamoyo,I am look a job. l can wash the garden; cook the children and iron the husband .l did my form 4 2017 and l passed away very good.I was female,roundabout 16 tu 18 and want to married yet🤗.

My come home is Gokwe🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chando chakuita kunge lockdown

Chando chacho chakuitawo seLockdown ichii.

Paunoti chapera watorongedza magumbeze wotoona chadzoka futi chiri mulevel 5

Quiz time - mari yembudzi

QUIZ

Right ngatimboti rodzei pfungwa 30 mins

Panga pana baba nemwana vawo ainzi Junior anga ari form 3

Baba: Mwanangu ndiri kutengesa mbudzi 🐐 $25.
Junior: Ok baba ndoitengesa mangwana pane ari kuida
Baba: Junior chienda kunotengesa mbudzi iya
Junior akatora mbudzi akaenda kunoitengesa. Akatengesa mbudzi iya $30 kuvadzidzisi vake 3.
Saka zvirikurewa kuti mudzidzisi mumwe nemumwe akabhadhara $10 pautatu hwavo.
Junior: akasvika kumba ndokupa baba vake $30
Baba: No Junior mbudzi yangu yaiita $25, saka ndatora yangu $25 ooh yako $5.
Junior akabva ashandisa $2 ndokusarwa ne$3 akabva adzokera kuvadzidzisi vake ndokudzosera mudzidzisi vega vega uyu $1 uyu $1 uyu $1
Saka zviri kurewa kuti mudzidzisi vega vega abhadhara uyu $9 uyu $9 uyu $9.
saka tikati 9 × 3 = 27
27 + 2 = 29.
Iyo $2 ndoyakadyiwa naJunior.
Mubvunzo vangu uri kuti ko rimwe $1 rakaendepi coz $9+$9+$9= $27 +$2 yakadyiwa naJunior, Ko rimwe $1 riri kupi kuti isvike pa$30.
Ndiitireiwo Fast ndakamirira answer kuti ndikwire ✈️. ndibatsireiwo ndaakutosara.

Mazhet epa dinner table

Other families eat without talking. Then comes my family:
Ndipe nzondora ndikupe msoro.
Wese asiri kuda chifuta ngaandipe hake
Ndiyani arikuda munyepfu ondipa bhonzo?

Anenge ari maswap and top zhet padinner ipapo.🤣

MaWarriors akarohwa ku Ghana (kwatezvara)

🇿🇼MaWarriors azvambaradzwa kwaTEZVARA🙏🏽 hanzi mukuda kufukunyura Mkwasha⚰️mune Chokwadi here

Pain yekuona movie nemunhu anogona Chirungu inorwadza cos unongoona munhu akuseka iwe wakamirira panoshudwana chete

nhamo yemu Zimbabwe- bofu

Zimbabwe is full of miracles kana bofu ririkuona nhamo

Kudanana nemuporofita kwakangooma, izvezvi munhu akatsamwira nyaya yenext week.🤣

kkkkkk yaaas Bribe kupinda muCell

Officer:  Wabatwa hauna kubaiwa covid

Vatungamiri vamangwana

Kutofunga hangu ndiri grade 4 ndichinzi ndisu vatungamiri vemangwana apa ndava kutochembera hangu vatungamiri vaingovapo nanhasi ndivavo🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

Wife: Nhai baRudo mungabva maita take take nedoro risingadiwe nenhunzi kana bete zvaro🍾🍾
BaRudo: Doro rakanzi no under 18🔞iwe wakamboonepi nhunzi kana bete rinosvika 18 years😂😂

Wakambozviona kuti kana wakachena chaizvo kunokurumidza kudoka.😏

Havachina basa nesu

Vanhu havachina basa nenherera .zuro ndakapedzisira ndozvitengera doro imagine

Corruption yemapurisa yakanyanyisa

> So happy to realize kuti mumuviri medu mune masoja 👨👨👨‍🎨👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻‍🎨 anodzivirira .
> Imagine dai mune mapurisa 👨👨👨‍✈👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻‍✈ necorruption yavanayo , sadza raizosvika mudumbu risisina nyama !
> 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
> Usazoudze police unondisungisa handisini ndadaro
🤭🤗🙌😅

Kuramba wakatarisa zizi

Nezuro ndakaramba ndakatarisa zizi🦉 raiva mumuti kusvika rati"Yuhwiiiii nhai John asi zvirikuoneka kuti ndini mbuya Puro"🤣🤣🤣