kusuka Honda Fit

Kungotenga ka Honda Fit wakutomhanya kunokagezesa 5 dhorazi pa car wash 🤦🏾‍♂️…wadii wapa madam 5 dhorazi iyoyo kangobatanidzwa panosukwa ma plates🤝😂😂

masasi ekupenga - chikwereti

Kuita murume kwakangooma, imagine kungopa munhu mari wausina chikwereti naye.🤣🤣🤣

chinoita ndisafarira makotopeya (avocado)

Ndakambonhonga $1 mu taxi,ndobva ndatenga ma avo nepa window fast fast..Ko ndagozivei kuti ndeyangu yadonha muhomwe apa ndiyo yekubhadhara taxi😭😭😭Driver aka dropper vanhu vese kwakudzokera neni kunondisiya ku Rank..Kubva musi iwoyo ini ne Avo hationane😭😭😭

muzukuru watamba own goal

Mbuya : watamba inonzi own goal muzukuru

Muzukuru: why nhayi Mbuya

Mbuya : nhindi yenyama yawaba mupoto yanga iri yako

bhodhoro rinonzi chii nechirungu

👶: Nhai Sekuru, ko bhodhoro 🍾 rinonzi chii nechirungu?
🧔: Haaa mzukuru mhani, rinonzi 'empty'

Vasikana vemazuvano same same nemango

Vasikana vemazuva ano vakangofanana ne mango paurikuti imbishi rimwe rinenge richirova ne salt😅😅😅😅😅😅

Cerevita inga gara here pakadai

"Baba ndeva 2000
"Mai ndeva 2004
Mwana ndewa 2021



Moti Cerevita inogara pakadai. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Ngwarirai pamunenge muchinatira

Kana muchinatira kiyai ma door ini ndakati ndapedza kunatira ndione ka two plate stove nechigaba chehupfu zvabiwa
😭😭😭🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

ndatadza kuvata, ndine kamari

Vapfumi munomborara seiko ne mari ??...izvezvi ndine 17 usd pasi pe pillow ndikutoona madam se armed robber😳

Ungatya vaccine, apa unozvibaya reku tsvuka

Gaya munhu anozvibaya Jekiseni reku bleacher rine Mercury, Vanadium, ne Methionylthreonylthreonlglutaminylarginyl raatenga pamusau paMachipisa but anoti Vaccine riri dangerous 🤔

Back to sender, hembe dziri oversize

Moms vangu vanopfeka rokwe size 36 apa ndavatengera 42 vanzwe kuti zvekuti unokura naro zvairwadza sei kkkkk

Back to sender🤣🤣

Farirai kugeza baba imi...

Ndakumbira $10 kuna madam kuti ndimbonotandara nevamwe zvikanzi tangai manogeza coz vanoziva ndisingadi zvebhavhu ndaisirwa towel ne soap mafuta zvese mu shower ini nekusada mvura ndangozora mafuta ndikabuda ndokupinda muden ndikati chinditambidzai $10 yacho ndaona madam nevana vachifa nekuseka zvikanzi hamuna kugeza dai mageza maona $10 iripasi pe sipo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ndanyara😓😓😓😓

Pizza pa Gokwe

Ndiri paGokwe hangu ndiri kuvarumisa Pizza🍕 vachindipa huku 2. Masvingo ndiri kuuya neko

Makadii hama dzangu. Ndiri murume ndine 36yrs uye ndakaroora. Mukadzi wangu tava ne10yrs taroorana asi haana kumbobvira andidzosera kubva zvataroorana aingochema asingandidzoseri. Zvakaitika mwedzi mitatu yapfuura akanditi aikumbirawo mari anoda kuita hotel and catering. Ndaimubhadharira every month kusvika ndaona kuti 3months dzakwana ndobva ndamubvunza certificate akati haana kumboenda kucourse yacho pane zvaaitogadzirisawo zvake. Ndakagumbuka nekutambisirwa mari yangu ndokumudira mbama wanei ndadenha mago. Hama dzangu ndakarohwa zvandisati ndamboitwa mukadzi mukuru kusimudza gumbo zvakadaro sezvinonzi airwa naVandem. Ndakazopfugama ndokukumbira ruregerero ndopaakazobudisa certificate rekarate......
Vakadzi musadaro so😂😂😂😂

Ndirikuno kuUzumba ndafa nemari.. kungo wedzerera munhu phone brightness ndakutopihwa huku ne 2 mazai..kuisa pa loud mbudzi..kuchinjira munhu ringtone bhuru ne jongwe..🤣🤣