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zvikanzi muno munhu wese ngaarare anozomutswa ne call ya Bae wake vamwe vanofira kuhope muno

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John: Khule zvirisey? Ndokumbirawo 40 mari yerent pakaipa kule izvozvi landlord vauya.

Khule: handiti waiti Chele chele mabhinya nezuro, wakandibhowa, pihwa mari naKante kana nemamwe mabhinya vanayo izvozvi vakahwina champions league vakapihwa mari.

John: aiwa Khule zviya zvaingova zvebhora Khule.

Khule: kana izvozvi futi ndezvebhora fonera Kante mzaya.

Mbuya Nehanda vamukira muplate yangu

Vakadaro Mhofu vapakurirwa mabonzo ega ega panhamo 🀣

ndine kamupfana kangu kadofo kekuti nyangwe ndikakanyorera homework kanongowana zero

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Mamwe marelationships anenge bhasikoro rekugym...kungochovha pasina kukuendwa🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

chikuru paupenyu kudzidzana nekunzwisisana,ukangoziva kuti murume wako ipfambi munochembedzana




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Wonzi tsvaga pondo yekuti uuye chete ndozokupa yekudzokeresa, wobva wakwira kombi isiriyo.
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Murombo Haarove chinenguwo.

Mai Shingirai: Doro rakashata mwanangu, rinoku uraya mbijana mbijana

Shingirai: Zvitori bhoo amai, ndagara handisi kuda kufa faster fasterπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wekukumbira uyaaa ndimadibaba izwa

Akashibga kuvaudza kuti muriwo hauna salt. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dzibaba: eehh muriwo mungazodya zvakadaro hauna salt

NextDoor: Aaah pork y akasangana neyeGudo inoda kutozoiswa yaibva(aah aziya sei manje ndomupinza busy regaimuone) πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dzibaba:πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ (aaah inga satani akura dzatoo 3 kuba, pork negudo) 



Last week ndiri kumba vana vaitamba pamumvuri right under my bedroom window vari 4.

Amongst them was my 8 year old boy vaive 2 boys 2 girls so pakarongwa mai, baba nevana 2.
So my boy dzaive baba kkkk ndikanzwa dzakuti, "vana endai kuchikoro isu namai tosara takarara."

Ndikaziva kuti gavi rakabva kumasvuuriro, pakuda macorrections faster faster. Therefore I opened curtain ndikadaidzira "heeeeeyiiiiii baba ngavaendewo kubasa vozodzoka vana vechikoro vadzoka" 🀣

Chimai chacho chakabva chadeedzerawo back zvikanzi, "havashandi ava irovha." πŸ˜‚

unenge waswera uchioffloader truck recement woti regai ndimborara ndizorore worota uchiforoma zvidhinha
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Ndano kumbira moto kuNext door, vakanditi tora mukitchen, asi muriwo uri pamoto hauna salt, ndivaudze here

Kenso: so tirikuda kupfuura nepaTotal ndichinwa diesel hantie?
Chamu: mmmm inini munondiitira hangu castle nekuti dhiziri rinondiitisa chirungurira 

Mibvunzo nhando solution

Kenso: Mhamha sadza raibva here?

Mhomz: Ehe raibva ukuda kuridya here????

Kenso: aiwa haa ndandichida kuswera ndakaritarisa hangu zuva rese.


Kenso: shaa ndipoo charger yako 2 minutes.

Chamu: urikuidii????

Kenso: ndikuda kuifukunurisa mugodhi wangu hauchabude mvura.


Chamu: shaa ndapresswa munetoilet here paden penyu pano????

Kenso: no haa tinoitira mulawn yepanext door.



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