Nhaimi ipotatoes here iri

 Yakatambika nezuro. This reputable brother nicknamed Bandamukonde aibva kuchapel nema sisters ari bho-o. Kwabva kwauya vamwe sisi vekutsvaka mari nenhengo iya yemuviri ( yamunoda nemiwo). Vakabva vasviko bata tarauzi ra Bandeki nechepano pamusana vakati ndipe mari yangu.

it's not inside it's on top

Imwe shasha yakatorana navamwe amai vakanga vakatakura kungevarikutama ari magaro avo vega, saka vaakuseenza basa repabonde amai vaya vakabva vatanga kusheedzera kuti cremooora!!!, muchinda achibva awedzera speed achifunga kuti gero ririkunakigwa ,vapedza zvavo first round muface akabva abunza kuti ko pawanga uchiti cremora wanga uchirevei, gero rikati ndanga ndichireva kuti "it's not inside it's on top"

Mapurisa otandaniswa ne mapositori

Wotoona mapositori achitandanis mapurisa, wotoshaya kuti zviri kumbofamba sei

Chisikana chidofo dofo

Chimwe chisikana chidofo dofo, changa chakazvipengera nekunaka, chaka wana 5 out of 100 pasvomhu!!

Murairidzi, uyo aiva munhurume, ndokunyora mubhuku kuti "SEE ME!!" achiti achibatsire. Asi chisikana chiya chakatofunga hacho zverudo, ndokunyorawo reply mubhuku imomo chichiti: 

"Hapana muuyu unovinga shiri!!! Iwe huya undione.... Kana uri serious nezvangu!!"

Mandela, Mondela, Randela

 Mandela square. 

Mandela street. 

Mandela theatre. 

Mandela bridge.

Mandela bay. 

Mandela day. 

Mandela stadium. 

Mandela coin. 

And now, introducing Mandela banknote, Mandela condoms coming

soon!! 

Nxt time when you go to the doctor he'll tel you suffering

from Mandela virus.What's next???? 

Next year the days of the week will be Mondela, Tuesdela, Wednesdiba, Thursdiba, Fritata, Sartertata, Suninhlahla...

South Africa soon to be SouthTataMadiba.

Agh f*tsek mahn I'm leaving this country!! How much is a taxi to

Zimbabwe?? "10Randela??

Ndoita zvandakaita kwaMutare

Pane kamwe kamudhara kakange pamusika weMbare kachida kukwira bhazi kuti kaende kwaMutoko. Pakakatarisa muhomwe kakawana inga chikwama hamuna. Kakabva katanga kudaidzira kachiti "vakomana kana paine munhu atora chikwama changu ngadzorere
otherwise ndinozoita zvandakaita kwaMutare. Mbavha yakanga yaba nekutya yakabva yadzorera chikwma ichifunga kuti pane mishonga yemudhara yaizomuvhiringidza. Vakomana vakange varipo vkati mudhara chikwama chako wapihwa chitiudza kuti kwaMutare wakaita sei, zvikanzi ndakabirwamari yebhazi ndikaenda kumusha netsoka.

Ndiri kutengesawo matemo

Pane mumwe mukadzi aishinhwa kana murume wake aenda kubasa . Aidanana neimwe boyfriend yakanga yakasimba moto chaiwo. Vemanext door vakazotaurira muridzi wemukadzi kuti kana musipo pane rume rinouya kuzorakasha mukadzi wenyu.

Buri pa ceiling

Vana nekushereketa vakaboora buri pa ceiling  ravakashandisa pakubuda mumba mavakange vakiirwa. Unfortunately vabereki vava vaive vanhu vapfupi. Vakange vasina mari yekugadzirisa ceiling. 

VaMasendeke vati Munhu wese!

MASENDEKE akasvika paigeza vakadzi parwizi ndokuti "nhasi ndinokuridzai mese". Akabva atanga nemusikana akanga aripo, ndokutevera pane mumwe, ndokusvika pane muroora. saka pakange pasara kamwe kachembere kane 70 years. saka muroora akbva ati zviri nani modzokororaini pane kuridza ambuya because vakura. kachembere kakabva katanga kupenga kachiti "IWE WAGARA UNE UDYIRE VaMASENDEKE VATI MUNHU WESE! SAKA CHAVE CHIJANA CHANGU!"

ukaiswa shuga mumukanwa...

kwahi panyaya dzeservice idzodzi-idzi vamwe kule-kule vakanga vagarisa saka vakazopindwa nemunyati wekubata kazukurusikana chibharo, time-time yakazoketwa kuti ndiyo yavajingirisa, vachibva vangwatwa ndokukandwa zandezi, zuva recourt rasvika kule-kule vakajamuka vakati mayazi kazukulezi kakadonhera pamunyati, amajasitiriti vachibva vati," ko zvamakaona kadaro makadii kukadzinga?", zvikanzi nakule-kule, "a-ah koiwe ukaiswa sugar mumukanwa haunanzviri?"

Zvituko

1. Kusviba kunenge pasi pejende ra hudhu
2. Kumusha kure kunosvika mai nababa varambana
3.Baba vako vanosenza kwa lobels asi munomwa tee nemagwavha
4.Kusviba kunenge munhu akaputikirwa neusiki
5.Baba mbavha mai hure
6.Kufarira mota kunge imbwa yechirungu
7.Guvhu rinenge bhaudi rendege

Chimuregererai, ndamu bamura musoro

Pane imwe mbavha yakange yaba hembe kumaflats ekumagaga kwa coffe man.  Vanhu vakatanga kuidzingirira, iyo ikati zano, ndokubva yamhanyira kwamukwisi ndokupinda mumvura.vanhu vakatanga kukanda matombo murwizi imomo. Mbavha yakabva yabvisa bhurugwa ndousimudza magaro mudemga. Vamwe blazo vaiva mberi ndokutanga kuimba vachiti: "chimuregererai, ndamu tsemura musoro"

Chinoz Provisional Test

Hanzi chinoz paakaenda kunotora provisional licence yake VID yakati sa MP, aingozo bvunzwa mubvunzo umwe chete.
VID Inspector: Honourable Chinoz, road sign ine mombe inorevei (Cattle crossing)
Chinoz: Ahh izvo chete, inoreva kuti pane pari kugochwa pamberi

Dhongi Rangu

Dzimwe dziblaz manje, somewhere kumamisha-misha ikoko, dzakauya
nedhongi radzo pane chimwe chitoro. Dziblaz idzodzo dzainge dziri
dziya dzekungoshatirwa neboys. Dzikati dzasvika pachitoro nedhongi,
vhadzasungirira dhongi riya pamuti. Dzikavha dzati, 'Eh, vapfanha!
Mukabata dhongi rangu...tinoonana!'
Dzadaro, vhadzati muchitoro dhezu. Dziri imomo, imwe giant ikati
yauya, ikatarisa dhongi riya, vhayatora pendi yewhite, kwaakupenda
dhongi riya rese kuti re. Blaz dziya manj', vhadzabuda mustoro
vhadzaketa kuti dhongi raita by the white, dzikatanga kuthreatena
tuvapfanha dzichiti 'Hey, ndiani wapenda dhongi rangu?'
Giant riya manj', vharasimuka rakabata pendi netini mumaoko,
rikati 'Ndini!' Blaz dziya dzikati 'Ah, ho-o, ndaida kuti muziye kuti
raoma!'

Zimbo in Hollywood

Pane muface akaenda kuStates kuya kunonzi kuHollywood. Saka muface uyu
angaapreswa neweti. Muface akamanya kuchimbuzi ndokubva asvika
akazama kuita open door rikaramba.(occupied)
muface:"knock,knock,knock"
other:munemunhu!!!!