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Masasi ekupenga - kuroja muJanuary disease

Mazuvano kana uchitsvaga poku lodger tsvaka pane michero inombokujega January uno izvozvi ndatoburuka mumumango๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Zimbabwe yakabaiwa futi ku Afcon

Chero tikarohwa hedu but national anthem yedu inonakidza kudarika yavo especially paya panonzi kubviiiira๐Ÿ˜ข

Shongrish - sisi venasa vepa Gokwe

My name is Mamoyo,I am look a job. l can wash the garden; cook the children and iron the husband .l did my form 4 2017 and l passed away very good.I was female,roundabout 16 tu 18 and want to married yet๐Ÿค—.

My come home is Gokwe๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Chando chakuita kunge lockdown

Chando chacho chakuitawo seLockdown ichii.

Paunoti chapera watorongedza magumbeze wotoona chadzoka futi chiri mulevel 5

Quiz time - mari yembudzi

QUIZ

Right ngatimboti rodzei pfungwa 30 mins

Panga pana baba nemwana vawo ainzi Junior anga ari form 3

Baba: Mwanangu ndiri kutengesa mbudzi ๐Ÿ $25.
Junior: Ok baba ndoitengesa mangwana pane ari kuida
Baba: Junior chienda kunotengesa mbudzi iya
Junior akatora mbudzi akaenda kunoitengesa. Akatengesa mbudzi iya $30 kuvadzidzisi vake 3.
Saka zvirikurewa kuti mudzidzisi mumwe nemumwe akabhadhara $10 pautatu hwavo.
Junior: akasvika kumba ndokupa baba vake $30
Baba: No Junior mbudzi yangu yaiita $25, saka ndatora yangu $25 ooh yako $5.
Junior akabva ashandisa $2 ndokusarwa ne$3 akabva adzokera kuvadzidzisi vake ndokudzosera mudzidzisi vega vega uyu $1 uyu $1 uyu $1
Saka zviri kurewa kuti mudzidzisi vega vega abhadhara uyu $9 uyu $9 uyu $9.
saka tikati 9 ร— 3 = 27
27 + 2 = 29.
Iyo $2 ndoyakadyiwa naJunior.
Mubvunzo vangu uri kuti ko rimwe $1 rakaendepi coz $9+$9+$9= $27 +$2 yakadyiwa naJunior, Ko rimwe $1 riri kupi kuti isvike pa$30.
Ndiitireiwo Fast ndakamirira answer kuti ndikwire โœˆ๏ธ. ndibatsireiwo ndaakutosara.

Mazhet epa dinner table

Other families eat without talking. Then comes my family:
Ndipe nzondora ndikupe msoro.
Wese asiri kuda chifuta ngaandipe hake
Ndiyani arikuda munyepfu ondipa bhonzo?

Anenge ari maswap and top zhet padinner ipapo.๐Ÿคฃ

MaWarriors akarohwa ku Ghana (kwatezvara)

๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผMaWarriors azvambaradzwa kwaTEZVARA๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ hanzi mukuda kufukunyura Mkwashaโšฐ๏ธmune Chokwadi here

Pain yekuona movie nemunhu anogona Chirungu inorwadza cos unongoona munhu akuseka iwe wakamirira panoshudwana chete

nhamo yemu Zimbabwe- bofu

Zimbabwe is full of miracles kana bofu ririkuona nhamo

Kudanana nemuporofita kwakangooma, izvezvi munhu akatsamwira nyaya yenext week.๐Ÿคฃ

kkkkkk yaaas Bribe kupinda muCell

Officer:  Wabatwa hauna kubaiwa covid
Jonso:  But ndakairwara ikapera saka ndatoo immune
Officer:  Saka mumaCeels hamutenderwi asina kubaiwa wondipa $20 kuti ndikupinze
Jonso: OOyi Officer apana pandaipfuura nepa police pasina yemusana regai ndipinde ndizorore

Vatungamiri vamangwana

Kutofunga hangu ndiri grade 4 ndichinzi ndisu vatungamiri vemangwana apa ndava kutochembera hangu vatungamiri vaingovapo nanhasi ndivavo๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Wife: Nhai baRudo mungabva maita take take nedoro risingadiwe nenhunzi kana bete zvaro๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ
BaRudo: Doro rakanzi no under 18๐Ÿ”žiwe wakamboonepi nhunzi kana bete rinosvika 18 years๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Wakambozviona kuti kana wakachena chaizvo kunokurumidza kudoka.๐Ÿ˜

Havachina basa nesu

Vanhu havachina basa nenherera .zuro ndakapedzisira ndozvitengera doro imagine

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