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Nyeredzi yembama inonzi chii?

Nhaimi vanhu vakaita geography, nyeredzi yaunoona kana wapihwa mbama inonzi chii?

Vara rekuti Mufushwa rinobvepi kkkk

Varungu vaibika muriwo voomesa voti its for Future..... Hameno kuti iwe nambuya vako zvekuti mufushwa makazviwanepi

Chitima cheZupco - Chitungwiza

Kuchitungwiza vapihwa train hanzi njanji munozvionera mega

Vana variku rovana...

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸฆฐBabe vana varikurovana
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐndevapi varikurovana?
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐndewangu newako varikurova wedu๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹

Shangu/bhutsu dzechikoro after Lockdown ya 2021

I think vana ngavangoenda kuchikoro nebhutsu dzavanadzo idzodzo vanonochinjana chinjana ikoko kusvika mwana wese awana size yake..... Isu maticha tichakubatsirai ipapo vabereki musatyeeeee, vedu vana varipowo ipapo saka musatyeeeee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Kuvhurwa kwezvikoro after Lockdown ya 2021

Parent: Makadini our excellent Headmaster, our exceptional Head, our Head with development mindset, honest Head, with PED in waiting, njanji yebasa, mukwekwezeke wedzidzo, chamandingandinga wenjere, jamahiriya pakunzwisisa, mune moyo wamai Maria, chirera nherera,vanoti vakabva pachikoro chinoita mamvemve, ndauya nenyaya yangu yekuti fees yasangana nagoriyati, rushambwa chairwo, naizvozvo ndaikumbira kuti ndigobvisa fees yaAnita munaSeptember, yaClaire munaOctober๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Kunetsana neva vakidzani

Unenge uchirwa neneighbour yako wonzwa ichiti hoo,saka hupfu hwangu huri kukupa simba nhai

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Mari yemuZimbabwe...

MuZimbabwe chete matoti tikaHora Mari, totenga Mari neimwe Mari kuti inatsoita Mari. Apa mari yawashandira mwedzi wese unoitenga kumunhu asingashandi.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Happy defence forces day kumasoja emuviri wangu. Haisi nyore kurwisa covid ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

eat Russians

Izvezvi ndiri kudya maRussians pano paTake-away๐Ÿช varikundisekerera vachinditi customer๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต, manje manheru ndinonga ndichidya maZimbabwean sekererai futi andidi kuzwa unoti ndiri muroyi๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘น atidi favour toda 6na9

Mwari Wakanaka tinomira neBhaibheri... Mwari Upi apa

Nhasi tirikutaura nzve hunhu:

Pastor: Vasikana roorwai muri vana kwawo makachengeta humhandara hwenyu
Mai: UUUmmm Maampostori here zvebhaibheri zvakasara izvo zvinodzvanyirira vakadzi
Pastor : AAAAH saka tishandura magwaro here nhai anamai mwari wedu aripoko
Mai: Haa MaTT akatanga church munosara musina vanhu.
Mwanasikana: regai tiende hedu kunemasangano anoti bvumidza kukura takasununguka zvekuti kana mai ivava havana chekutaura kana ndazvifunga ndaane 16years kuzoona 18 dzookwana munondikwana, ndozongochengetwa nefuza rinenge pastor anofunga zvekuroora mukoreuno..(vanhu vese dzvamu kubvunza kwa Prophetess Pengai MaiTT

Pastor: Ahhh Hoo Hoo taakubvumidza those are no longer debatable musangano raMwari zvinounza kupesana

Tirimuna 2008 manje Cde Chinoz vaswera vachinwiswa hwahwa naCde Nkala
Reuben Barwe:  Cde Chinotimba,, who is the president of Zimbabwe?
Cde Chinoz:  NdiNkala.
Reuben Barwe:   No Cde,, zita racho rinotanga naMu.
Cde Chinoz:   Hoo saka ndi Munkala.
Reuben Barwe:   Aiwa rinotanga naMu richipedzisira naBe.
Cde Chinoz:   Aaaaa hoo ndiMunkalabe.
Reuben Barwe: Haa last hint,, panotanga Mu poteera Ga pozopedzisira Be.
Cde Chinoz: mmmm saka ndi Mugankalabe!!!
Reuben Barwe: pamht penyu Cde!

Masasi ekupenga - matemba

Matemba kana achinzi maCarpenter kureva kuti miramba ndoma welder here? ๐Ÿค”

Murombo haarovi chinenguwo nyangwe zvikadini

Varombo 2 vakaenda kunotora maloans e $10 000.
Murombo A akatenga stand yake obva avaka 5 roomed house yake.
Murombo B abva atenga Toyota Harrier yake imwe mari yese abva ablower nemahure.
3 yrs later vakasangana, murombo B asisina chinhu achitokumbirawo one room yekugara nemhuri yake.
Murombo A akati ndikutorojawo imba yakapwanywa nekanzuru.
๐Ÿคฃ ndakubata, waifunga kuti Murombo A ndiye akagona .Hauzive kuti murombo haarove chinenguwo? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

masasi ekupenga - kuposta bae

๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™ŒKuramba uchi poster bae wako pastatus๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ kunge advert yefuneral cover. Tino joiner isu ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

be warned๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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