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hondo ye gogo

Kuno kune hondo..mukadzi wemu next door abva kumusha akawana mumba mune gogoπŸ‘ πŸ‘ ..murume arikuti anodzishandisa kuchinja globe sezvo ari mupfupiπŸ’‘πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€ͺ

Vaccine: ichasvika nguva...

Ichasvika nguva yekuti kana usina kubaiwa hauende kunobaiwaπŸ˜‚

Sarudzo dzeku Zambia dzogona kuti kuvadzisawo...

MuZim togona kutongotanga kurohwa nemasoja kuroverwa zvabuda musarudzo kuZambia🀣🀣🀣

signature inonzi chii nechiShona?

Ko imi kusazondiudza kuti 'signature' nechiShona inonzi 'bharabhadzoyebvumirano' ?🀫🀫🀫 Lets keep it a secret usasendere vamwe

Ahh Saka amunzwa ndiani kkkkk

Nandakagara nemumwe msikana tichienda Tsholotsho ndakaoana kuti kunopfuura Gokwe manje

Aitaura pafoni achipfimbwa nemurume watete vake, vairwara 
akati "Aaah hazviite Bamkuru kovatete vakazviziya, aah hazviite please."

" Eeh tozotaura kana zvaitika anditi mati Va........" foni yakabva yakata pamwe kupera mari ndakanzwa ooti 

" Fonai futi ndikuudzei yakata" akatarisa screen yefoni

hapana akabaiwa vaccine

Zvoitawoo here kuti mukuwasha arambe kuuya kuzoroora achiti pamba penyu hapana akabaiwaπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

roja na landlord pa monthend...

Landlord: Typing.......
Allen: Imi ndakati Tuesday wani.

...Patimire pakaoma.🀣🀣🀣

kusuka Honda Fit

Kungotenga ka Honda Fit wakutomhanya kunokagezesa 5 dhorazi pa car wash πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈβ€¦wadii wapa madam 5 dhorazi iyoyo kangobatanidzwa panosukwa ma platesπŸ€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

masasi ekupenga - chikwereti

Kuita murume kwakangooma, imagine kungopa munhu mari wausina chikwereti naye.🀣🀣🀣

chinoita ndisafarira makotopeya (avocado)

Ndakambonhonga $1 mu taxi,ndobva ndatenga ma avo nepa window fast fast..Ko ndagozivei kuti ndeyangu yadonha muhomwe apa ndiyo yekubhadhara taxi😭😭😭Driver aka dropper vanhu vese kwakudzokera neni kunondisiya ku Rank..Kubva musi iwoyo ini ne Avo hationane😭😭😭

muzukuru watamba own goal

Mbuya : watamba inonzi own goal muzukuru

Muzukuru: why nhayi Mbuya

Mbuya : nhindi yenyama yawaba mupoto yanga iri yako

bhodhoro rinonzi chii nechirungu

πŸ‘Ά: Nhai Sekuru, ko bhodhoro 🍾 rinonzi chii nechirungu?
πŸ§”: Haaa mzukuru mhani, rinonzi 'empty'

Vasikana vemazuvano same same nemango

Vasikana vemazuva ano vakangofanana ne mango paurikuti imbishi rimwe rinenge richirova ne saltπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Cerevita inga gara here pakadai

"Baba ndeva 2000
"Mai ndeva 2004
Mwana ndewa 2021



Moti Cerevita inogara pakadai. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Ngwarirai pamunenge muchinatira

Kana muchinatira kiyai ma door ini ndakati ndapedza kunatira ndione ka two plate stove nechigaba chehupfu zvabiwa
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