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Mai Shingirai: Doro rakashata mwanangu, rinoku uraya mbijana mbijana

Shingirai: Zvitori bhoo amai, ndagara handisi kuda kufa faster fasterπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wekukumbira uyaaa ndimadibaba izwa

Akashibga kuvaudza kuti muriwo hauna salt. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dzibaba: eehh muriwo mungazodya zvakadaro hauna salt

NextDoor: Aaah pork y akasangana neyeGudo inoda kutozoiswa yaibva(aah aziya sei manje ndomupinza busy regaimuone) πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Dzibaba:πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ (aaah inga satani akura dzatoo 3 kuba, pork negudo) 



Last week ndiri kumba vana vaitamba pamumvuri right under my bedroom window vari 4.

Amongst them was my 8 year old boy vaive 2 boys 2 girls so pakarongwa mai, baba nevana 2.
So my boy dzaive baba kkkk ndikanzwa dzakuti, "vana endai kuchikoro isu namai tosara takarara."

Ndikaziva kuti gavi rakabva kumasvuuriro, pakuda macorrections faster faster. Therefore I opened curtain ndikadaidzira "heeeeeyiiiiii baba ngavaendewo kubasa vozodzoka vana vechikoro vadzoka" 🀣

Chimai chacho chakabva chadeedzerawo back zvikanzi, "havashandi ava irovha." πŸ˜‚

unenge waswera uchioffloader truck recement woti regai ndimborara ndizorore worota uchiforoma zvidhinha
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Ndano kumbira moto kuNext door, vakanditi tora mukitchen, asi muriwo uri pamoto hauna salt, ndivaudze here

Kenso: so tirikuda kupfuura nepaTotal ndichinwa diesel hantie?
Chamu: mmmm inini munondiitira hangu castle nekuti dhiziri rinondiitisa chirungurira 

Mibvunzo nhando solution

Kenso: Mhamha sadza raibva here?

Mhomz: Ehe raibva ukuda kuridya here????

Kenso: aiwa haa ndandichida kuswera ndakaritarisa hangu zuva rese.


Kenso: shaa ndipoo charger yako 2 minutes.

Chamu: urikuidii????

Kenso: ndikuda kuifukunurisa mugodhi wangu hauchabude mvura.


Chamu: shaa ndapresswa munetoilet here paden penyu pano????

Kenso: no haa tinoitira mulawn yepanext door.



Kamwe ka chando kanozorova manheru especially kumusana wakarara wega
Ma1
Ndazoguma ndabereka satchel ini

Nguva hadzichafambi muchando muno ndaenda kunogeza na6:00 ndkadzoka na6:02

Mbanje dzakabva Kare sure.. Ungati watumwa Niniva iwe wonanga hako Tashishi asi Jonah so ka🀣🀣

Nhasi ndanzi munhu wese asina kugeza ndewe Zanu pf ndabva ndanogeza hangu asi zvakaipa ku thretena munhu nenzira yakadaro

Zvakaoma veduwee!!

Murume nemukadzi vakarara zvavo usiku. Foni yomukadzi iri pacharger.Kuzoti pava pakati peusiku kuzvima 12 ikoko,foni yemukadzi yakarira.Murume anomuka achibata foni. Obva atsemura mukadzi nembama.

MURUME:Ndiani anokusendera msg pakati peusiku kudai achikuti Beautiful?

Mukadzi anomuka obata foni yake misodzi ichyerera

MUKADZI:Kana musingachaoni endai munoparwa meso ayo. Pakanzi beautiful here ipapa kana kuti pakanzi Battery full?
Nyangwe ndimio

When English is the last Language

Zvadhakwa nekusanzwisisa Chirungu kapa.

Guy: What is the best thing I can do for you?
Girl : Oooh my God, Marry Me (Mwari wangu, Ndiroore)

Later in the day.
Girl: Shaaz what else can I do for you besides Sex?
Guy: Simple as you said, Marry Me (sezvawataura paye, Ndiroore)

Girl: Nonsense ndagara ndazviona kuti you not seriuos, mukadzi anoroora mariyacho ndoiwanepi, waingoda kundishandisa watanga kutaura zvisingaitike mumhuri medu kuroora murume. Bye never call me again.

Better kunyeperwa kunzi I love you I miss you pane kungonzi zvri sei zvinhu zvangu kunge wakachengeteswa zvidhomaπŸ˜‚

Nhai kana warambwa unoita mazuva mangani usingadye, ndaakunzwa nzara ini.🀣🀣

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