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We spend money buying expensive clothes but we never realize that the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes_

Can i go deeper ๐Ÿค

Off season yakanaka veduwee. Ndasangana nemuface wangu weArsenal ummmm asimba zvisingaite.....

Mamwe mamarriages achiripo nenyaya ye password, kungobvisa password dzimwe dzinoparara nhasi chaiye.

Small house yakangofanana nebere, harifambike naro masikati.

...Ndatoparidza so.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Chandakamakira avocado ndechekuti unogona kupedza loaf nemistake.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Kana mapa vana mazita emuBible vadzidzisei neshoko racho, izvozvi Noah ari kupedza huku dzedu kuno.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Dzimwe flu dzisingaperi, chimbodyawo pizza, burger, ne zvi smoked sausage chicken nanaOxtail bacon and other goodies. Masoja emuviri anodawo motivation haikona kungotsenga Tsangamidzi pese pese.

Did u knw kut every group has these characters:

1. Bete๐Ÿž- vano bhowa kuona vachinzi typing...

2. Nhunzi ๐Ÿœ- vane noise havanyarari... Anoita morning ka2 2

3. Gonye -๐Ÿ› ukaona a typer i nonsense chete!!! Anovava.... naturaly sends boring texts dzisina respondent

4. Kamba๐Ÿข- ava ndovanoseka joke yanezuro makseni, nhasi senyowani... type dziya dzino forwarder nyaya yeLast week or last year okumbira kut ndipei sando dzangu

5. Nguruve๐Ÿท- ava ndovaya vema 'kkkkk' havana zvavanonyora zvine msoro

6. Gonzo๐Ÿ€- ava ndovasingadi kuti vamwe vafadze pagroup.... Vanoisa joke yavo yevamwe isati yasekwa

7. Murondatsimba๐Ÿพ- ava vanomirira kuti vamwe vaComente ivo vozongoita saizvozvo..... Ndoo vana Amen

8. Datya๐Ÿธ - ava vanobhowa vano texter kamwe pamwedzi. Last seen yacho inenge iri yelast week

9. Dzvinyu ๐Ÿ‰ - Ava vakadhinihwa manje. 2 mins vabuda mugroup 2 later vakumbira kudzoka. Vakadzoswa vanongosviko mhoresa vanhu mozoona iya vabuda futi.

10. Svosve ๐Ÿœ Ava maP. H. D (Permanent Home Dweller) vanogara pagroup. Always Online hapana chinomupotsa ende apana chaasinga comente

11. Ghost ๐Ÿ‘ป - ava vanoita sevasipo Chavo kverenga chete
kana kkk havaburitse vanotoona grup se library

Iwe uri papi apa?????

Good morning ,๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Masymptoms ekutambira mari shoma

1 kunzwa kuda kuba
2 kukasira kutsamwa
3 kunzwa kuda zvikwereti
4 kuda kuromba
5 kunyepa
6 kupopotera vanhu mumagroup
7 kupera simba nekusada kushanda
8 nekuramba vaccine*

english neshona hazvidi kusangana

Chipo: Sweety ndikunzwa kuneta these days coz handisi kumbodya kana nekurara nekukufunga
Dhenzi: my Girl, aah easy shaaz chingo ita 3 males pazuva zvoobatsira.

the following week
Chipo: Shaaz ndruzama but zvirikuita worse.
Dhenzi: Urikubodyei?
Chipo: ndrungoita zvawakataura kurara ne varume 3 everyday ndavachinjanisa but aaah ndazvitadza
Dhenzi: aah ndakadaro kupi check my SMS irikuti 3 meals 
Chipo: aah saka wakaita mistake check again, wakati haudi nharo ndofanira kukteerera so i did exactly what u said
Dhenzi: (Checked the conversation and fainted) aaah whaaaat???

Boy๐Ÿ‘ฆ bby unodya chikafu chakatonhora hre
Girl ๐Ÿ‘ง handidye ini bae
Boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ saka waita munyama
Girl ๐Ÿ‘ง wei
Boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ndanga ndichida kukutengera ice cream

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

Vana vevamwe vanofonerwa kunzi babe let's go for lunch, iwe unofonerwa kuchitonhora kunzi huya undidziisewo wotoenda uchimhanya. KaMbaura kemunhu.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ™ˆPachigayo pakanakira kuti unosura๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ kusvika wagutsikana๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜‰*

ZVEKUISA MARI๐Ÿ’ต MUMAZAMHU ๐Ÿ‘™AKADONHA NDIZVO ZVIKUDONHEDZA ECONOMY๐Ÿ’ธ YEDU๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Kaweather aka kandifungisa ndichangozvarwa ndine 3weeks mbuya vangu vachiudza momz kuti musamugezese anozoita flue!!!

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